The Deep in the Hole inbox nearly exploded on Saturday
morning with worried readers checking in to see if tragedy had befallen the
Defensive Specialist and that was the reason for his absence at Friday night’s
game. Well tragedy isn’t necessarily the best way to describe it so lets just
say the Defensive Specialist was in a Christmas party induced state of
distress. The upside to it all is that the Defensive Specialist has sworn off
alcohol for the 128th time in his life, which means that the
intensity and focus for Saturday night’s game was at an all time high. With two
games on the slate, we should probably get on with it.
There has been a lot of discussion around the league
amongst coaches about the spotlight the Defensive Specialist has been shining
on their fungo hitting. It has long been an unsung part of the role and many
coaches have let the art slip because they’ve perceived it to be a devalued
facet of the game. With the Defensive Specialist turning up the intensity we’ve
seen numerous coaches wilt under the heat of the torch. Brisbane coach Andrew
Utting was the first coach to attempt the catcher pop up on Saturday and the Defensive
Specialist knew instantly that things weren’t heading in the right direction
when Utting walked out on to the infield grass and began his swing halfway
between the plate and the mound. You’ve heard of golfers playing to their
slice? Utting was basically telling everyone in attendance that he could not
hit the ball cleanly and had to allow for a heavy backhand slice. This was all
made abundantly clear when he began his first attempt, which looked like he was
clubbing a baby seal. It was potentially the worst dime piece swing the Defensive
Specialist has ever seen – however as an optimist, the one positive came on his
last swing when he managed to land a ball on first base!
Blue Sox coach Jason Popsicle is cursed by the fact
that the Defensive Specialist gets to see his efforts more than any other coach
in the league. On Saturday there was a certain crispness to his early fungo
hitting which had the crowd whispering about the medical treatment he’d
received during the week to rectify the performance issues that had been
plaguing him earlier in the season. The new nasal delivery system returned his
firmness and staying power, which had him excited for the crescendo. Popsicle’s
toss and stroke looked good on the first attempt, which he skied with good
height and managed to land just outside the cut-out. Buoyed by his performance
and the positive feedback he received from his partner, he tossed and stroked
again and sent an even better effort skyward, landing the second ball just to
the back of the cut-out. Popsicle was so energised by his return to form that
he sent a shout out to the fans in the stands – big boy, lets see you land one
on the plate before we anoint you the king of dime pieces!
As many loyal readers will know, the Defensive
Specialist is somewhat of a doyen when it comes to baseball fashion so you can
easily imagine your old pal choking on his ice water when the managers came out
to exchange line-ups before game 1 and Bandits manager David Nilsson appeared
to be wearing a tent over his uniform (an oversized black fleece with the
sleeves cut off).
Anyway, with the line-ups exchanged it was time for
game 1 of the double dip. David Welch took the ball for Sydney with the goal to
turn around his form and provide the Sox with a solid outing. The Blue Sox announcing crew took the
emasculation of opposing hitters to a new level by playing Celine Dion as
Bandits lead-off hitter Wade Dutton approached the dish and the strategy paid
dividends as Welch powered through 6 innings yielding zero runs, allowing only
5 hits and striking out 8.
His counterpart Ryan Searle cruised through 2 innings
before running into trouble in the third. Trent Schmutter singled solidly to
rightfield as did Trent D’Antonio, which put runners on first and third for
Techno Tim Auty. Guest DJ Norman Cook (aka Fatboy Slim) cued a fat base line
and then unleashed 18000 beats per minute as Auty strutted to the dish. With
electronica still causing issues with his cochlear, Searle allowed a stolen
base to D’Antonio and then baulked to score Schmutter and advanced D’Antonio to
third. Manager Nilsson rumbled out of the dugout in his poncho to protest the
call to no avail. Techno Tim then grounded to second to plate the second run of
the inning.
During the game it was announced that the General
Managing Partner of the world champion San Francisco Giants – Bill Neukom was
in attendance. And why wouldn’t a multi millionaire businessman on holiday in
Australia stop in at a local baseball game all the way out in Blacktown?
Anyway, he’s a pretty interesting dude according to his Wikipedia page.
Searle got the Bandits through 5 and was relieved in
the 6th by John Veitch who punched out the first 2 hitters he faced
but then gave up a double to the Bossman who had to use airbrakes to pull up
into second base. David Kandilas was sent in as a pinch runner and he scored on
a close play at the plate on a line drive to left by Michael Lysaught. Lysaught
advanced to second on the throw and then committed a base running gaffe by
breaking too early on the next pitch. The throw to third easily beat him but
Brad Dutton inexplicably missed the tag
- safe! Mark Holland’s abysmal season at the plate continued as he
popped out to short to end the inning.
Dae Sung Koo was summoned from the pen to lock down
his 5th save of the season and despite a less than smooth inning
(yielding 1 run) he pulled through to preserve the Sydney victory. The whole
game seemed to fly by in approximately 57 minutes thanks to both pitchers
(Welch and Searle) limiting the free passes and working quickly. Welch was the
clear cut “Defensive Specialist Player of the Game” in picking up his first win
and manager Glenn Williams will surely hope this is the return to form that
Welch has been seeking.
Game 2
The Defensive Specialist broke out the homemade
sandwiches and recalibrated the stopwatch and radar in preparation for the
nightstand. Chris Oxspring was slated to go up against Hiroki Yamada in what
had the makings of a pitcher’s duel. In between games, Bandits manager Dave
Nilsson put his entire roster in a bag, shook it up and randomly drew names to
determine positions and batting order. The only players from game 1 who
remained in the same fielding position were left fielder Akira Nakamura and
Josh Roberts. The reconstituted
line up looked to be paying off as they had the unflappable Oxspring suddenly
flappable. Oxspring has had an unbelievable first month of the season and is a
clear front-runner for the “Deep in the Hole Dude of the Month” award so it was
interesting to see him a little rusty in the early stages. In the second inning
he walked Mitch Nilsson, gave up a single to David Sutherland and was saved on
an outstanding play by Andy Graham at the plate when Andrew Campbell singled to
centre and Nilsson was waved home. Trent Schmutter’s throw drifted up the line
so Graham had to pick it then dive to the plate in order to tag a sliding
Nilsson. For that performance, Graham earns the “Deep in the Hole Play of the
Game”.
Yamada ran into trouble in the bottom of the second
when he issued a lead off walk to the Bossman and then a duck fart single down
the right field line to Graham that barely landed fair. The Bossman lumbered to
third on the single and scored on a double play ball by Michael Lysaught.
Yamada displayed a clear dislike of the strike in the 3rd inning as
he gave up a single to David Kandilas, and walked Trent D’Antonio. Techno Tim
punched out trying to bunt with 2 strikes
But Schmutter kept the momentum going with a walk of
his own. Mystery Man Alex Johnson then hit the shallowest sac fly in baseball
history to second base allowing Kandilas to hustle home and score the second
run. The free passes hurt Yamada again in the 5th as he committed
the cardinal sin of walking the 9 hole guy (Kandilas) and allowed a single to
D’Antonio. Kandilas went first to third on that play and scored on a Techno Tim
double play ball to give the Blue Sox a 3 run lead.
Oxspring had cruised after his rough early innings but
the 6th inning proved to be his undoing. Shuhei Fukuda singled to
rightfield crisply. Brad Dutton then grounded to Lysaught at short, who flipped
to Holland at second. The ball hit Holland in the glove and clearly bounced out
without him taking any form of control over it. The umpire did not agree and
ruled Fukuda out on the play. Manager Nilsson chugged it out to second base in
his muumuu to dispute the call to no avail. Nakamura then grounded to the
Bossman at first who fumbled the ball allowing runners on first and second with
one out. A hard hit ground ball by
Josh Roberts skipped past the ole’ing Lysaught to load the bases. A sac fly by
Nilsson to left scored Dutton and then Sutherland drove a ball to deep left
centre that scored Nakamura easily and saw Roberts charging for home. The ball
and runner arrived at the same time as Roberts barrelled into Graham to score
the 3rd run of the inning. Game tied.
Yamada gave way to Chris Mowday who was stellar in
relief while Oxspring lasted 7 before being replaced by Matt Williams. Neither
team could dent the scoreboard in regulation and the crowd found itself in
extra innings. It looked like we’d be settling in for the long haul until the
top of the 11th when the boys from Brisbane decided to loosen their
belt buckles and drop a steaming 9 spot on the Blue Sox. Wade Dutton started
things off with a double to right while Fukuda picked up 5th knock
of the game with a single to centre. Mitch Dening had a severe brain cramp and
airmailed the throw to 3rd allowing Fukuda to move up to second,
Brad Dutton was intentionally walked and Nakamura followed with a sac fly to
centre scoring Wade Dutton. After a Roberts fly out to short, Nilsson punched
out on a ball in the dirt. Stone Hands Maat who was in the game as catcher
fumbled the ball allowing Nilsson on at first. Sutherland then grounded to
Lysaught who was eaten alive by it allowing Fukuda to score. Rory Rhodes got a
sawn off and despite breaking his bat dunked a ball into centre that plated 2
and moved Sutherland up to second. Campbell then doubled to centrefield bringing
two runners in before Glenn Williams mercifully lifted Williams for Matthew Rae
who promptly gave up an RBI single to Wade Dutton, and then yielded Fukuda’s 6th
knock of the game. Brad Dutton doubled to right field to score yet another 2
before the carnage was quelled with a Nakamura pop out to the Bossman.
Simon Morriss relieved the fantastic Mowday and
powered through the Blue Sox middle order to conclude the contest. 12-3.
Although Fukuda notched an unbelievable 6 hits, Chris
Mowday walks away with the “Defensive Specialist Player of the Game Award” for
his 4.2 innings of no hit relief work that kept the Bandits in the game despite
going up against arguably the best pitcher in the league. Dave Nilsson and his
tarpaulin will be extremely pleased with his ballclub’s resolve to stay in the
game and attack when the time presented as well as its stellar errorless
defence. They’ll be going for the
jugular in game 4 in the hope that they can steal a series on the road against
one of the better teams in the competition.